YOU KNOW YOU ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN: |
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Напишано од Гого | |
Понеделник, 21 Април 2008 19:22 | |
YOU KNOW YOU ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN: *01.Your grandfather always has a shot of RAKIJA for breakfast *02.Even if you are a girl,you parents call you SINE *03.Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than RAKIJA *04.Your mother insist that PROMAJA will kill you *05.Your mother insist that you must eat something with SIRENJE at least 3 times a week *06.You use RAKIJA to cure illnesses, celebrate all ocasions and as a massage or shaving lotion *07.You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else *08.Your BABA will not accept the fact that you are not hungry *09.You go to your BABA'S house, she offers you SUPA, KOLBASI,SARMA or PIPERKI and she gets upset if you don't eat everything *10.You have four pair of VLECKI in your closet *11.All the actions stop when you hear the music of OGAN DA GO GORI or BISER BALKANSKI *12.Your mom calls you STOKA *13.When there is a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA *14.You are MACHO when you mix KISELA VODA with SMEDEREVKA in the local BIRTIJA *15.You have at least a whole TENDzERE left overe with food after the whole family has eaten *16.Your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn't she's not a DOMAKINAK *17.Your parents invite 500 people over to your place because it's SLAVA *18.Your fridge has always more beer than food,just in case GOSTI come over *19.Your friends call you PEER
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Последно освежено ( Среда, 18 Февруари 2009 14:34 ) |
rakija e nesto najdobro ako nemas sto da pravis kupisi rakija i ke vidis brzo ke svatis ama kasno ke ti tekne sto si kupil